Flaming Rock From Arkansas Lands In Indiana

Last week the small midwestern town of Greencastle, Indiana was shaken by the arrival of a strange phenomenon from Arkansas. This small town will no doubt never be the same again! For those with spiritual ears to hear what God has in store for his house, a sonic boom could be heard. Seeing the tremendous value of this phenomenon that has come to be known as 'JIA', I quickly found a secure location deep in the inner recesses of one of our hollowed domes to serve as a laboratory in which this phenomenon from Arkansas could morph into even great things. The results have been truly amazing! This new arrival promises to help missio dei become a reality in my life.